Beiber Fever

A fatal disease that conquers your mind with Justin Beiber stuff (Ex: his dumb@ss songs); diagnosis requires instant hospitalization to get that bullsh!t out of your brain via brain surgery.

Teenage Guy: Hey, what's up, girl?

Teenage Girl: You know you love me, you know you care...

Teenage Guy: Are you okay?!

Teenage Girl: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues singing and starts dancing*

Teenage Guy: Holy shit! Someone call 911!!! SOMEONE HELP MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS BEIBER FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by UrbanPreTeen February 26, 2011

betteridge

When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.

Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'

or to be 'having a betteridge'

e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge

microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan

dead dog becomes hahaha

by johnny bumhole August 28, 2009

Black hair is better than red hair

Black hair is better than red hair

Black hair is better than red hair

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising

see in mgsv you play as snake
cool dude doing cool things
in metal gear rising you play as stinky cyborg dude who gets beaten up by a gguy who looks like the manager at chuck e cheese.

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising? because yes.

by ACerealBowl_ June 19, 2022

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

by PPratty February 23, 2020

you're not better than anyone else

Some thing that idiots say. Who either don't have the brain cells or don't feel like coming up with something original to say. People who say this all of the time to everybody are usually pretty cliche human beings. They believe that everyone thinks they're better than everyone.

Person 1: Carey didn't clean the living room yet because she says that she has too much homework.

Person 2: Really Carrie? You're not better than anyone else.

by Calling out bs February 12, 2017

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004