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Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.
by Apairadeez March 1, 2025
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Beaver

Anyone named beaver is a fucking legend and has a giant beaver branch down there pants can be anything from 10 inches onwards floppy
by WeLoveLogs October 9, 2020
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Bazzy budda beaver

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im gay as a bazzy budda beaver
by bazzy budda beaver November 22, 2021
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Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.
Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...
by ShellySmiles August 2, 2018
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cringe beaver

It is referring to a person who's name is Jessie and looks like a beaver this creature is addicted to white cocaine bark and loves booty

Birch is her favourite because it Is the hardest wood
Your such a cringe beaver

Ahhhhh there's a cringe beaver !!! RUUUNNNNN
by Bacon tacos_food_dirt March 23, 2017
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beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy
When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.
by jolyfloger May 8, 2017
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