bum-fluffing

!) the art of tapping or stroking a man or womans bottom in a gentle maner

2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom

1) last night i bum-fluffed my pet,it was disgusting but needed to be done!

2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it

bum-fluffing by doilookbothered July 23, 2009

bum jangles 

used to describe anything

-"Are u saying i did this?"

-"Well if the bum jangles!"

bum jangles by The bum jangler January 19, 2010

Bum Sparkler 

1. A dildoh of many colors.
2.When a dildoh is inserted into the anus, and is twisted around making colors spinning.
3.When a man ejaculates around the partners anus.

#3 commonly reffered to as a Anal Creampie

Her Bum sparkler is green, yellow, and red. She is so good at working with it.

I let a bum sparkler all on her ass...it looked like i splashed paint all over her ass.

Bum Sparkler by TheDillKing2 February 1, 2010

Bum-Stress 

A Bum-Stress (n.) is a synonym of a "sulk", basically meaning 'getting annoyed for a really stupid reason.

Related:
bum stress Pissed Off

Girl: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEE!
Boy: What are you talking about?
Girl: You aren't replying to my texts! DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!
Boy: I forgot to reply to ONE text! Stop getting in a bum-stress about it...

Bum-Stress by Dunkman4000 June 6, 2011

Bum Nation 

The act of relaxing in a very comfortable position, preferably with a beer and playing video games or watching TV. Smoking marijuana is an optional activity while engaged in "bum nation".

Grandpa was a master of bum nation; he'd skip class all day and be passed out by 9pm.

Bum Nation by Catheter Cathy November 12, 2011

Bum Shitty 

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.

ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"

Bum Shitty by film_ninja October 23, 2012

bum shover 

Homosexual men performing anal sex.

Look at that bum shover, he's walking like a barrel racing cowgirl.

bum shover by Socklikeone December 27, 2013