lemon box

noun: The bulging of a male's testicles due to wearing tight clothes.

That guy's pants were so tight you could see his lemon box.

by quadman08 October 29, 2008

Scrotum boxing

When a girl is giving you a hand job and she is constantly punching your balls

Aden: "dude did you get with holly yesterday"
Marcus: "kind of but we went scrotum boxing man and it hurt"
Aden: "lol"

by RWizzleTypeShizzle August 4, 2008

Douche Box

The female form of a "douche bag".

Man, that girl is being a huge douche box

by Strykers 14 September 7, 2013

Turtle Boxing

Fucking a womans clevage while holding her tits together. Combining turtle boxing with a Diaphram Dump results in Sloppy Chilli Dog.

"His girlfriend was on the rag, so he reverted to Turtle Boxing instead."

by Deano' July 13, 2007

cardboard box

An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.

Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)

Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."

Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."

Hobbes: "Ah."

by Hmail October 1, 2012

brittle box

A women with a cold vagina.

Man that lady I had sex with last night had a brittle box.

by Rachanuts June 15, 2011

crotch boxing

used to describe sexual intercourse can also sometimes be used as a syntonym for fisting

yo john i spent the entire night crotch boxing with ur mom last nights

by kenny the kid February 10, 2008