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winking boner 

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.
I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.
winking boner by dj lemon May 21, 2012

Adrenaline Boner 

A boner that pops during a rush of adrenaline, in a completely non-sexual way.
When we were going up the lift on the roller coaster, my balls started tingling. At the bottom of the first drop, I had a full-on adrenaline boner.

jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.
While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.

panic boner 

Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .
According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.

Hangover Boner 

when your boyfriend/husband has a giant erection the day after a long night of drinking.
Mike has a hangover boner again. He was out until 4am last night getting drunk with his friends.
Hangover Boner by Jmic May 28, 2017

mf boner 

Trully outstanding words made by one of all time great minds - lil purpp.
Smokepurpp (lil water invasion) himself stated how it was one of his most emotional pieces he ever done.
The way he switches from "im a mf boner" to "im a mf stoner" shows delusional people that purpp is always strapped on (in every single way) even tho when hes high as giraffee ass.
You can either be a mf boner or a mf stoner if u aint on purpps level yet
in case u are, combination of both in the limelight could be very dangerous.
mf boner by Zissler March 19, 2021