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Stone Baked

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.
Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese

Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025
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Chicken shake ‘n Bake

When a man inserts his Johnson into a Costco chicken bake.
We’re Costco guys. Of course we always get the Chicken shake ‘n Bake.
by Kirkland Signature King December 4, 2025
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Baked out

Super trippy. When like, things get weird. You know?
That's baked out.
by GOOD LISTENER October 28, 2013
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Baking Their Own Bread

A term used to describe a fictional character's death as predictable.

The term is a reference to the 2009 blaxplotation parody film, Black Dynamite, in which a character describes the idyllic future he has planned with his wife, moments before he is killed.

"When we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution, start a family, buy a home in the country, raise our own fruits and vegetables, bake our own bread! Yeah, bake our o-"

The character's description of his dreams for retirement and pastoral living were never mentioned before this point in the story, and were only revealed moments before his death, as a tongue in cheek way of endearing the character to the audience.

The movie's name sake, Black Dynamite, then reinforces this self-aware joke, by momentarily breaking the forth wall to say, "Who saw that coming. Uh- I mean who saw where that came from?"

The term can be used anytime you notice a previously ignored character talking about their wonderful future plans, in what you believe may be an attempt to give their death more gravitas.
"Uh oh, our two favorite characters are talking about running away to a safe island together to live happily ever after once this epic battle is over. I sure hope they live, but it sounds like their baking their own bread to me!"

"How did you know that character was going to get killed off?"

"Oh her? Didn't you see her talking about how all her dreams were coming true, just moments earlier? She was totally baking her own bread for the last ten minutes of this episode!"

OR

(Moments after a character is killed, one might shout)

"HE WAS GONNA BAKE IS OWN BREAD!"
by MostlySurreal July 18, 2019
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Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.
I hope that behatch bakes in oven.
by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005
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Fake Bake

Something unimportant, a clever distraction from more pressing matters.
“”The Epstein files” is fake bake.”
by Studio Ironchild December 25, 2025
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