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International Yell At The Moon Day 

A holiday in which you can, without consequence, shout vulgarities at the moon.
International Yell At The Moon Day takes place on November 14th.

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end) 

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”

Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo 

Daniel's full name.
Someone who always says "That's bullying," and always fake screams.
"Hi, Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo," said Bob.
"That's bullying," said Daniel.