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Your Parents and Everyone Else Concerned With Your Mental and Physical Health : What a joke.
Your Parents and Everyone Else Concerned With Your Mental and Physical Health : What a joke.
by I Can Schmell You November 14, 2019
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A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
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Get the Joke mug.You: hey wanna hear a joke?
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Your friend: why?
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by CRACKHEAD:[ November 20, 2019
Get the Joke mug.Kamryn, i know we fucked last night but i was just kidding. Ya know i thought you were in on the joke fuck. I thought we could both have a laugh about it today at work.
by BigRodRodney November 23, 2019
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Is this a joke guy came into work today. That was a joke. This guy wasnt a joke the joke was the guy.
by Birdman Jenkins November 25, 2019
Get the Is this a joke guy mug.A joke that is really bad and is usually used after a funny joke. The Elwood joke cancels out the funny joke and makes everyone upset because they can no longer enjoy the funny joke due to how bad the Elwood joke is.
Elwood: You are a pitch.
*Only Elwood laughing*
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*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.
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*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.
by dheeh November 28, 2019
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