russian retarded

a sincere, yet embellished attempt at portraying a french accent; lacking in authenticity, and accuracy. Final product: an erratic, russian retarded mess.
"Are you trying to be russian retarded again, J?"
by BooJJ February 06, 2008
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retard puppet

A puppet that is not only retarded but also looks like a ginger freckle on steroids. The retatd puppet which was origionaly found in southern japan was commonly named after a noble swardsman Englebert Sultana. Thaigha brown's face looks like a tomato that has been left out in the sun too long to the extent that his face has melted into a chaos watermelon.

Can also be a phrase used to describe a very stupid young male with ginger hair, glasses and sunburn.
Mike: look at that fucking retard puppet in the distance.

johny: yes he looks like a pitbull got a hold of his face and chewed it to the point that it has inflated to the size of my bell-end on a good night.
by jeff schmichael June 20, 2006
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retard coffee

The specific coffee created by a retard in which you heat water to a warm temperature and drop two coffee beans into it. As said by the creator(me)it looks like someone pooped in your water. all tho this sounds nasty, it actually tastes like water. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"aye look at mah boy over there tryin to make that retard coffee."
by Earth-Child69 March 12, 2009
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fuckin' retard

Definition 1: You.
Definition 2: Someone who is mentally ill and is also fuckin'.
Definition 3: Yo mamma last night.
by Max Nadler June 16, 2008
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retarded boss

It means that its good
Person 1 how is that chicken you have
Person 2 This chicken is retarded boss
Person 1 can i have some?
by mko219 October 25, 2009
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hit the retard

i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.

Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.
by Meat2 August 06, 2008
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Full Retard

A full retard is a person that is retarded to a greater extent, or an individual that spazzes out uncontrollably from excitement that would mimic a person with Down Syndrome. A person that goes full retard that is retarded can be incredibly dangerous, as they can generally black out from emotions such as rage if under emotional distress or if they feel threatened they will have a loss of physical arm movements and can feel no pain. If they start winding up a windmill punch and it happens to connect, it can be incredibly devastating, if not lethal, to the individual receiving the blow. A person without the physical retard strength that can go full retard will have a loss of neck control and will make a lot of noise.
Did you see that homeless dude go full retard when those guys took his sandwich? I thought he was getting hyphy until I realized he was actually retarded.
by Uncle Renegade April 08, 2017
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