SWAT Hands

The excessive use of hand motions (usually police offices) to convey a point, give direction or to simulate carrying an actual weapon during training.

The officer cleared a room during training with his SWAT hands.

by D.M. Krebs August 23, 2007

Botty Hands

Hands (or fingers) that retain the odour of shit tinged with sweat having been stuck up one's anus usually to relieve itching.

I don't eat there any more, the waiter had botty hands last time.

by don leslie December 26, 2007

Hampster Hands

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body

Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!

by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008

hand pushing

A method of greeting someone.

After unveiling his explanans, Chris engaged in an exploratory bout of playful hand pushing with the seventy-year old man.

by Kegri January 27, 2009

Fat Hand

To enrage or infuriate someone by not giving them or not granting them something they want or need. It is also done while utilizing condescention and mild sarcasm. It is usually done in such a manner that cannot be proven or come back on the person that is doing the Fat Handing.

The lady at the Public Works window had a bad day and decided to take it out on the next customer by Fat Handing him. She said in a very condescending manner, "Sir, I'm sorry but the forms you filled out in triplicate are incorrect because you used blue ink instead of black. You'll have to come back after my lunch hour and fill them out again. Have a nice day". She did this while staring at her finger nails.

by Vermiform March 29, 2009

brew hands

when your hands become incredibly cold and possibly go numb from holding a freezin brew

"Mike, Billy, and Vito all had brew hands from being outside in the cold, but Nick was just messed up and being an ass," said Dan.

by Mike S January 2, 2009

Ight hand

“Ight hand” meaning okay man. A term that generally good ol boys on the oil rig use.

Ol boy 1: “Just got off the rig man, that’s enough West Texas drilling for me”
Ol boy 2: “Ight hand, you gon miss the smell of oil base”

by Xanny Phantom April 9, 2019