Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

rofllmao and a hungry cow

A word which came from a xbox live player, thatguy901, who used the word out of rage to make fun of noob players

jim: hey man, i just spawn killed this narb, and t bagged the shit out of him

alex:rofllmao and a hungry cow!

by alex the kid August 15, 2011

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

comfort cow syndrome

When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.

At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!

by Eileen Michelle March 3, 2015

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.

Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"

by rider35 March 2, 2021