baby batter

Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.
"I released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit pissed"
by JtothaC March 15, 2005
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i'm baby

usually meaning ur the submissive one in a relationship. u prefer to be called baby and other pet names by ur s/o
"i'm baby"
by clofrr June 17, 2019
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tar baby

A dummy made of tar, which cannot be struck without getting oneself hopelessly stuck to it--from the story "Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Fox" by Joe Harris, as told by his fictional narrator, Uncle Remus.

Tar baby has become short hand for a situation better avoided than confronted.
The issue of immigration has become a tar baby for president Gearge W. Bush.
by thalio May 16, 2006
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knuckle baby

Lindsay Lohan posed naked for Playboy, and I gave birth to a knuckle baby.
by peo May 24, 2008
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Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
by Kid High Roller March 07, 2010
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nigger baby

i need to go to have a nigger baby *heading towards the toilet*
by joepoww November 04, 2008
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Baby Mama

A woman who has a child out of wedlock with a man. She may or may not be in a relationship with the man, but most of the time, she's not. She may think she has some sort of postion or leverage in the man's life, just because she had a child with the man, but all she is, is a baby mama, nothing else. Some baby mamas use the child as a pawn or weapon to "get what they want" from the child's father, IE: money, food, sex, etc. If the man is in a realtionship with a woman who has no children, the baby mama may become jealous and cause baby mama drama.

A stereotype associated with baby mama's is they are poor, lazy bitches who trapped the man into getting her pregnant or tricked him by saying she was on the pill, thinking the man would pay her way in life just because she has a child with him. Not all baby mama's are like that. The majority of them just act like they can control the man just because they had a seed with them, and make it difficult for the man and threaten to take the child away or sue for more child support if the baby mama doesn't get her way.
Damn, there go Jayro's baby mama. That bitch is always trying to get something from him.

Yo, did you hear about Reggie's baby mama? That bitch got an extra $600 a month from him in child support, now he broke as a joke!!

I don't mess with Mookie anymore. Ever since his baby mama found out about us being together, she won't stop calling him.

I'll never be a baby mama. I'm wifey material, and a man ain't gon get me pregnant without marrying me first!!!!

Man, my baby mama talking crazy. That bitch said if I don't come over and give her some money, I won't be able to see my son.

Bitch, you just a baby mama. If he really loved you, you'd be his wife.
by LBankso October 15, 2007
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