!?@eleven!!

<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!

When you really need to point something out, but the only possible application to place that screen cap in is paint.

Jordell: "A nameless mod!!??!" <<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!
AJE: wtf? heh. Explain.
Jordell: Nice sig, AJE

by Jordell August 3, 2007

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1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

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September 1

A day you hit your best friend and they are not allowed to fight back

Today is September 1 I have to go hit my best friend and she is not allowed to fight back

by Ello1234567890987654321 November 14, 2020

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1-10

1:can't even look at you
2: don't wanna look at you
3: might look away a lot

4:can stand to talk face to face
5:average
6:okay
7: okay but being nice
8: cute
9: hot
10: hot and they like you

Girl: what would you rate me 1-10
Guy: 8 to 9
Girl: thanks

by Frostygirly January 15, 2019

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december 1

people born on this day are the prettiest bitches, they are also the biggest intellectuals and the baddest bitches.
if your born december 1st i'm not talking about you, i'm talking about my lesbian queen @vibratorbit

"omg, can you believe our queen @vibratorbit is born on december 1st??"

by sucxmyass October 15, 2019

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December 1

it is take your blanket, throw it on the ground and sit on it and stop being grumpy af
when you stop being grumpy af, you should put out Christmas lights and start getting your Christmas mood

"it's December 1st"
"you know what that means"
"it's take your blanket, throw it on the ground and sit on it and stop being grumpy and put up your Christmas lights and start getting your Christmas mood"

by idothisnotyoudothis November 22, 2019

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