cock lemon

When you suck on a dick and it gives you sour lemon face

Dale didn't shower for 2weeks and when i sucked his dick it gave me cock lemon.

by sac hanglow October 5, 2016

Leaky Lemon

When you put a lemon in her pussy and pound it until it makes lemonade

She loves when I give her that leaky lemon

by Official Magic Fetus September 21, 2024

Lemon Oreo

When you and your buddy high-five while both of you have jizz on your hands

Me and frank had a pull off in the bathroom last night. He won so we did the lemon oreo.

by LemonOreoGuy December 4, 2021

Lemon Cloud

Trash p2w minecraft server scummy fake sale and scams you for your money it is a cash grab

Hey Liam have you heard of Lemon Cloud
Yes I have it is a really trash minecraftserver

by Lemoncloud December 20, 2021

Lemon Snowman

The act of pissing on a snowman and turning it yellow.

“Hey Tommy come try this lemon snowman”
“Ew you sick bitch this tastes like piss”
“Hahaha gotcha with the ol’ lemon snowman trick”

by Alright bub thats enough August 23, 2025

Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑

here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.

billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘

by lemon soup July 21, 2023

Lemon

An annoying discord kitten who tries to gain power by flirting with the head admin. Other traits include excessive TikTok use and genshin impact addiction. When losing argument, they would call you an immature kid.

The lemon: earth is flat.
You: no
The lemon: ye it is the ground is flat.
You: it’s actually slightly curved.
The lemon: the images I see shows a flat circle. And lots of people disappear every year so they must have fallen off.
You: no, they would still be on earth and besides people have already circumnavigated the earth.
The lemon: but famous tiktokers said it is flat and they cannot be wrong.
You: bruh
The lemon:well you don’t know anything because you did not agree with me you immature kid, and I’m definitely older than you!
You: stop being such a lemon Xd lol.
The lemon: please ban this kid(with pretty eyes and UwUs).

by Mama joe yes December 28, 2021