lamp-girl

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.

Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.

by Amherstdude August 19, 2022

hot girl fit

When you're aesthetically fit (6-pack abs, toned, etc.) but struggle with anything cardio-related

"Fuck man, I can barely swim."
"Bro you literally bench 300. I can't believe you're hot girl fit. Go run or something"

by BnBzx January 7, 2024

White Girl Wasted

When someone drinks so much coffee they can't function correctly or fully

"Lilly was so white girl wasted!"
"I know. She was stumbling the whole way back."

by LightPoleDildo August 23, 2020

hastings girls high school

The place that gay kids are made. A queer factory if you will.

"Do you go to Hastings girls high school?"
"Nah man, I don't swing that way"
"Of course you do! You're either gay or you're lying "

by Tastethelezbo June 22, 2016

Goop Girl

Girl who is stoned and also made of goop. Often wears pink sweatpants and a black long sleeve.

Hey everyone, my name is Alys and I am 98% goop, 10% girl. Goop Girl

by Jichael Mackson November 10, 2022

Rory (Girl)

Rory is an amazing friend. If you ever find a Rory let go of her. She will do anything to make you happy. Once you meet a Rory you will want to be her best friend forever

Rory (Girl) is amazing.

by Olivia <3 love you guys December 9, 2024

Simple girls

Girls that will spread legs for you if you take them to a nice eatery. They are often referred to as cheap girls

She’s is one of those “simple girls” ,just take her out and she’ll spread them for you

These girls would do anything for you if you take them to “simple” . They are cheap girls

by Table shaker July 24, 2019