Dick-Do Disease

A serious deformation of the stomach and penis of a man. it is when your stomach sticks out farther than your dick do.

"look at Joe, he has major dick-do disease, lol"

by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009

American Dick Stuffer

The act of getting a womens nipples hard and sticking them up your Urethra well you sing The Star Spangle Banner.

Michael: The other day this girl give me an American Dick Stuffer

Sam: Did It Hurt?

Michael: Kinda, but its soo worth it

by Sammm R.(: October 3, 2010

Dick sucking dog

A dog that has been trained to suck dicks. They are sometimes brought to orgies and a favorite pet of perverts.

He brought his dick sucking dog to the orgy.

by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011

deep fried dick

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.

Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.

by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007

grab dick day

On 4/13 Its Grab A Dick Day! (two days after grab butt day)

Hey You Know Tomorrow is Grab Dick Day!

by SnowHD May 24, 2018

Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.

Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.

by scarletrat June 2, 2007

you want dick

you wanna fuck

do you want dick? ughh yesss pleaseee

by shittykitty123 November 14, 2016