captain falcon's evil twin brother
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see
omg!!! is that fulking puncher man!R!!@$!
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing
by mansocoolamiright August 21, 2022

A doormat man is a passive male whose only life purpose is to be walked on, used, and ignored by those around him. He will never do anything of note. Doormat men are likely marry a girl boss trophy wife, have three children, work in a boring no-name office, and live at the end of a cul-de-sac. When they die, they will be forgotten about, but that is okay because they hold the fundamental roles that society needs to function.
"I don't want to be a doormat man, I want to be a pirate!"
"We don't need any more pirates, Martin, we need more doormat men."
"We don't need any more pirates, Martin, we need more doormat men."
by Purple • Captain November 29, 2022

Referring to an endearing, oversized puppy with an abundance of wrinkles, known for showering you with an overwhelming number of slobbery wet kisses.
Glubba glubba Man, is the epitome of chunkiness, a bozo extraordinaire, a fatty mc fatterson that will make you laugh till your sides hurt. This lovable goofball is not just a good boy, but the Greatest of All Time (GOAT) in the realm of adorableness. With their round and plump physique, they could easily be mistaken for a walking airbag. But don't let their size fool you, because behind those rolls of chub lies a heart of gold and a sense of humor that could rival a professional clown.
Glubba glubba Man, is the epitome of chunkiness, a bozo extraordinaire, a fatty mc fatterson that will make you laugh till your sides hurt. This lovable goofball is not just a good boy, but the Greatest of All Time (GOAT) in the realm of adorableness. With their round and plump physique, they could easily be mistaken for a walking airbag. But don't let their size fool you, because behind those rolls of chub lies a heart of gold and a sense of humor that could rival a professional clown.
The Glubba Glubba Man's affectionate nature was evident as he inundated me with his delightful, sloppy wet kisses.
by Meg Yo January 30, 2024

Reference to when a freshman female's arse seems to inexplicitly increases in size during her freshman year at college. She's described as, "having had a visit from the handgrenade man".
The handgrenade man shoves a handgrenade up her arse, where it explodes permanently engorging her backside.
The handgrenade man shoves a handgrenade up her arse, where it explodes permanently engorging her backside.
by petert71 June 6, 2011

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.
by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

by A man boob January 29, 2020

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
