Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?

by The River Walker February 16, 2021

sleeper boy

Someone who sleeps knowing their significant other will text them.

You are a sleeper boy. Goodnight sleeper boy

by Hedefinestofindawife February 9, 2023

Trump Boy

Worse than a Fuck Boy. A man who not only makes excuses for Donal Trump’s behavior while in office, but strives to be like him. Calls people Socialists who don’t agree with him. More than likely a Republican member of Congress or Senate. Someone who wants Trump to succeed in his attempted coup and wants to be like Trump.

Congressman MatkWayne Mullin used to be awesome. He worked out and ate lunch with Democrats. Now he’s just a Trump Boy.

by AnnieMarie2021 January 5, 2021

Boi

Boi is an alternate spelling of boy used to describe boys, yes, but also men, girls, women, and things that aren’t even human ...

Here Comes Dat Boi Oh Shet What Up

by thatyeetboi445 October 26, 2020

good boy

a good boy is a freind who dose what you tell him to

hey bro can you get the remote

yes of course

Good boyy

by stopthinkingthatyouknowme March 14, 2025

give a boy your number day

On November 22nd its the give a boy your number day! He can always hit you up if you want :)

her : Hey here my number!
him : Why?
her : Its November 22nd! Its give a boy your number day!

by November 22nd November 10, 2020

The Boys

The Boys are the most inseparable gang in the world. They are the best type of groups. The Boys Are Most Best Known For, Hanging Out Especially On Saturday’s, Fucking Around, and Being Like A Brotherhood.

GF: “Hey babe, you wanna hang out this saturday?”
Bf: “Can’t babe.”
GF: “Why?”
BF: “Cause... Saturday’s ARE FOR THE BOYS!”

by BigBoyCubanShit February 15, 2020