turtles/turts

Slang used in Hawai'i regarding time.

1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.

You can also just use the short term and say "turts"

*only to replace thirty*

BILLY: brah, what time you start work today
JEAN: 9 turtles

either turtles/turts could be used

by Dennis&G of Ewa Beach November 14, 2009

turtle neck

grabbing the males crutch from behind and pulling it towards you.

my best mate was getting harrased by this guy so i got up behind him and gave him a turtle neck

by steggles October 06, 2008

snapping turtle

When having to deficate really bad, have your lover press their tongue between your butt cheeks, then trying to see how many times you can release and pull in the turd before pinching it off in their mouth.

Last night i snapped my turtle 11 times before i pinched it off in tiffany's mouth.

Greg: i just got dumped by my girl
Tony: what for?
Greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face.
Tony: That sucks a fat one dude.

by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008

X-Turtle

Immaculate. The most bout-it bitch ever. Never fu'in rep'd in a card game. Unstopable. Rapes his arch-nemesis Lil' G. in the face on a daily basis. Watches over the household when you are away.
His name is synonymous with everything good in the universe.

Also known as "Nigga X."

{In a heated contest} "Dude, the 'pute just play Dragonfly... Bring out Nigga X!"

by Pize October 19, 2004

Turtle Neck

a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.

"Hey Chris, look theres Matt, he's such a turtle neck!"

by Bryn4B January 18, 2009

Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out

His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night

by Eric September 17, 2004

Turtle Sauce

1. A place or group of individuals in which the vast majority are male

2. A male dominated situation

* It is derived from the phrase "Total Sasauge Fest"

Guy1: "Dude, lets go to Chris's party on Saturday"

Guy2: "No way dude, I hear its guna be Turtle Sauce"

by qbnbountyhunter March 31, 2008