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Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
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Triple A

Def 1. “AAA” aka “triple a” being put at the start of a company, Business or username typically to get there name at the top of lists sorted alphabetically ex. “AAA tom’s systems”

Def 2. a commonly gone after username where 1. Usernames have to be at least 3 characters long 2. Duplicate usernames aren’t allowed.
“Hmmm this website sorts users alphabetically, well I’ll add triple As to my username to get put to the top of this list”
by 1Alpha December 28, 2022
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Triple Crown

To successfully hookup with all three of your closest friends (for more than 5 minutes each) before your other friends. Related to Double Crown.
dudeeeee she just won triple crownnnnnn
by awkward_salmon December 2, 2017
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triple-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
triple-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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triple doogy

when your fucking a girl in the vaginal hole and you stick both your penis and your nut sack inside her
i gave my wife a triple doogy last night
by TheDreamShaker July 19, 2010
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Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020
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Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants
-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise
by Lamasisful July 19, 2023
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