Forward AWOL Recovery Team

The Forward AWOL Recovery Team, or FART is small body of soldiers, usually including the AWOL soldier's squad leader and several members of the AWOL soldier's own platoon that is informally composed by the Platoon Sergeant and/or Platoon Leader for "executing AWOL recovery procedures." Intelligence as to the nearby whereabouts of the AWOL soldier must be considered reliable and the FART must be fielded and report back to duty before the team members are noticed missing by the Company Commander (CC), unless the CC is complicit and can provide a plausible cover story to the Battalion Commander (BC) to buy time for the FART's operations.

Internal military memos issued by National Guard two star generals and above have made clear that commanders at all levels are to be held accountable for controlling manageable losses, which certainly suggests to lower level commanders a real need for the Forward AWOL Recovery Team (FART). According to these memos, "commanders must retain at least 85 percent of soldiers who are scheduled to end their active duty and 90 percent of soldiers scheduled to ship for Initial Entry Training, and execute the AWOL recovery procedures for every AWOL soldier." It is largely for this reason that the practice by lower level commanders of aggressively and secretly issuing FART's is likely to continue.

by Russell Clark January 13, 2007

backstop of a football team

What any hardcore feminist or otherwise domineering woman ought to be.

Have I told you about my 7th grade Remedial English teacher? She ought to be the backstop of a football team.

by Baron Bernardino June 17, 2008

On the Team

What apparently someone can say they are if they are in any way shape or form associated with watching a game from anywhere but the stands no matter how small or nonexistant their parts may be.

Batboys for the pros are one thing, but that water boy saying he's part of the varisty hockey team seems wrong.

by Mmmkay December 14, 2004

batting for the home team

When a man/woman is gay. Home team is refered to being either male or female

the gay man was batting for the home team.

by someguy May 13, 2005

B-team

Inferior group. A sarcastic way to tell people they suck.

A-team, sucks. Bring in the B-team.

by TSSPTRSN January 24, 2011

Jamaican Bobsled Team

While hooking up with a chick, drop a huge log on her chest and then titty fuck her with it

Oh man so I was watching Cool Runnings with my girl and I asked her if she's ever been introduced to the Jamaican Bobsled Team, she replied no, so I went ahead and fulfilled her wildest dreams.

by blimRU February 27, 2011

team mate

A person who is on the same team, Someone who won't RAT you out to coach's or capt.'s, because you want to have the best team possible, Someone who doesnt always think about themselves when it comes to playing time, someone who no matter what, even if they have to PRETEND, will talk/ get along with a fellow team mate.

" Since I am a huge bitch and only think about myself and how much I love to CHOW Coach's BOX and get my BOX munched by r.b. and cheat on my boyfriend, just so i can play... I think I am going to rat on a fellow,team mate, by making up a bunch of lies!"

by I wont chow coachs BOX April 13, 2007