No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.

“Damn.”Kevin
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John

by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 30, 2019

imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi

guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"

by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022

Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

by Urban Dicktonary Book May 15, 2022

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.

Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."

by SwonglerMan September 04, 2024

touch-hole

touchhole
a person easily angered or set off.

from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.

what's your problem today? youre being a touch-hole about everything.

by beejammie August 12, 2022