tony is the type of person who usually abuses you physically and emotionally. they never fail to make you feel bad about yourself. never trust tonys.
"God, your being such a fucking tony right now!"
"Tony has been beating me more lately..."
"Did you hear about Tony? They went psycho!"
"Tony has been beating me more lately..."
"Did you hear about Tony? They went psycho!"
by vottkick November 25, 2023
Tony is a "smoothbrain" individual who cant do anything harder than breathing. Tonys are found at your local high school prowling around the young 9th grade Asian boys. The only thing Tony can talk about is Fall guys.
Stranger: Man that kid is a freak, why does he keep trying to smell my hair.
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
by Mike_P September 22, 2022
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Tony is the nicest guy you will ever meet.
He has the charm and smoothness that makes everyone want to know him or be around him.
Be careful Tony has a razor sharp tongue that will slice and dice you quicker than a firecracker shrimp at a hibachi grill. Tony is very protective of his friends and always puts everyone before himself. Tony’s packin a thick sausage and any one who’s lucky enough to get a taste will always ask for seconds. Tony loves to travel and he jersets all over, making a ton of friends everywhere he goes. Holding him down for a relationship is difficult as Tonys tend to be very cautious of anyone that tries to get to close. If your lucky enough to know or have Tony in your life , make sure to let him know you appreciate him. He’s a total keeper!
Tony is the nicest guy you will ever meet.
He has the charm and smoothness that makes everyone want to know him or be around him.
Be careful Tony has a razor sharp tongue that will slice and dice you quicker than a firecracker shrimp at a hibachi grill. Tony is very protective of his friends and always puts everyone before himself. Tony’s packin a thick sausage and any one who’s lucky enough to get a taste will always ask for seconds. Tony loves to travel and he jersets all over, making a ton of friends everywhere he goes. Holding him down for a relationship is difficult as Tonys tend to be very cautious of anyone that tries to get to close. If your lucky enough to know or have Tony in your life , make sure to let him know you appreciate him. He’s a total keeper!
by For the LUV of him November 23, 2021
by Ndhdhhehd May 31, 2022
Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024
Guy 1: So I was looking at this th-
Guy 2's microphone: -random yelling in the background-
Guy1: TONY DOOR.
Guy 2's microphone: -random yelling in the background-
Guy1: TONY DOOR.
by SenuLawliet November 24, 2013