Brick

Very cold or almost freezing

“I’m not going out tonight – it’s brick out there!”

by KWright1212 April 8, 2020

Brick

An object that slaves in ancient Egypt were forced to spend their lives making for Pharoah who is an asshole and wouldn't even give them straw. A rectangular baked piece of clay that can be used to build prisons, churches, schools, and the the building you work at doing a job you could live without to pay a mortgage on a house made of bricks that you cannot afford. A handheld computer powerful enough to perform all the calculations necessary to build a rocket and get off this hellride, but is generally used to ruin your life and live in a world where your opinion is always the correct one because of logarithms and bubble butts, so you shut the fuck up and make another brick. A tool for joyless masturbation intellectually, emotionally, politically, spiritually, socially yet not sexually, since real people are getting seriously harmed for weak sauce.

Yo, lemme use your brick, I wanna break my face.

I got drunk and used my brick to get fired from my job by throwing it at my bosses wife. Now, I'm unemployed and I have three girlfriends who all hate me, I used to have a job, a wife and a mistress and the latest, most, rammiest, fastest Phone in the world! I was wrong...just a brick with a picture of my dick .

by Muhammed_don't_make_an_image April 13, 2020

brick brain

A brick brain is a person named Jackson who had a brick placed on his head by a Karen.

Karen: BRICK BRAIN!!!
Jackson: *contemplates life choices*

by Assistant to the Regonial Mana March 6, 2020

Brick

A name for a brother in the hood.

An example of how it’s used is : “ Ayo what’s poppin brick?”
What’s up brick how you been?

by Jessy lex March 19, 2020

The bricks

A place of struggle

Person 1: yoooo, bro you been gone a while... Person 2: yeah man I just made it out the bricks!

by NS DAiM November 14, 2020

Brick

Brick means sex offender, poker maniac, mpekris ( alcoholic ), his grandfather before the war was a "manager of the woods" and while the world was at war he became a jew keeper for the Nazis. He likes being called a Brick cause of his stupidity. His favorite food is Baroutis ( the neighbor ) and he really really likes sucking on dem toes.

- OKE OKE OKE LISTEN GUYS, KOSTAS SHUT THE FUCK UP
- Ah, shit here we go again with the Brick.

by vladcharas November 26, 2020

Brick

The shit that people use in the mental hospital as toys

Jason, the kid with downsyndrome, threw the brick at ben's head, instantly shattering his skull.

by Toyota corola April 28, 2020