Kentucky Thumb

When you shove your thumb into a bleeding hole to stop the flow of blood/menses temporarily until a more suitable solution becomes available.

“Babe, I know you’re more of a pussy than it is, but either you give me the kentucky thumb til we get to a gas station or you get your leather seats re-upholstered.”

by Kshthymyla May 20, 2021

Thumb yeah like a bass

all bullshit asaide iam going to kick your ass

shut the hell up befor i thumb yeah like a bass

by the Dame Duck May 13, 2009

thumb gallery

place where naked women put small pictures so horny green eye'd hairy faced men can oggle them...

I goggle thumb gallery & mr softie became mr hardie.

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011

Thumbs up

you hate life

Person: thumbs up* (i hate life)

by MasterOfTime51 May 21, 2022

troll thumbs

A person who's thumbs are wider than long, which is weird.

Kristen, wth, you have .. OMG TROLL THUMBS

by redman&kronic January 26, 2009

Black Thumb

One that constantly kills indoor plants. The opposite of having a green thumb.

Ann killed all her house plants. She has a black thumb.

by Bk102886 November 14, 2020