An outspoken often times rude grandmother. Usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man's. Their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, "mug". Usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, "love" instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. They often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. They often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. There is a high concentration of these types in southwest Florida.
The granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! When I asked what happened she said it was my fault! Granny two shoes also said, "....my jerk husband is still alive damnit!"
by Papertowel9999 April 07, 2011
The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.
"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"
"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."
"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."
"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
by EagerBeaver137 October 29, 2014
by Chris Matlock September 09, 2007
Those white bitches in Requiem For A Dream were taking that two-headed monster so hard there pussies were touching.
by Rolexxx March 06, 2010
n: an online chatterer who is interested, intense and intriguing that, without explanation, abruptly ceases contact after a period of 14 days.
by little.d February 05, 2010
by 2 legit April 08, 2007
A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
by Jen Minola July 13, 2005