Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.

"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"

by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024

swamp vapor

when the fart stink so bad it's not passing gas anymore, it's the most horrendous odor to ever exist and entering the atmosphere.

guy 1: dude did you just pass gas?
guy2: no, bro.. that was swamp vapor.

by notswampvaporguy April 3, 2023

swamp izzo

an epic dj that spams tags like
"swamp izzo"
"giggle"
"lets go"
"gunshots sfx"
"swamp"
"I AM THE MUSIC"
"swah izuh"
"CARTER"
this nigga made I am music
He found future's talent

Shawty wanna go out, yeah, I told her, "Get in my truck"
Bottom line, tonight
I'm tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet (Swamp Izzo)
Tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet (Swamp Izzo, haha)
Tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet

by trimtrimtrimtrimcreationgngshi May 26, 2025

Swamp Donkeys

A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.

Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There

by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 6, 2020

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Swamp puppy

An alligator

"That swamp puppy is coming in hot!"
-Some dude on Instagram

by Russellsroughneck November 17, 2023

sugar the swamp

The act of cumming in someone’s ass, removing the cum with a syringe, then putting it into a food dehydrator and and turning it into a powder and sprinkling it back onto someone’s vagina.

dude after all of the prep work with Jane I was finally able to sugar the swamp last night.

by anonymous August 1, 2021