Italians

A European ethnicity that is distinctly Mediterranean and therefore carries a phenotype similar to people from Spain, Greece, the Middle East, and northern Africa. This means that Italians can blend in a lot of places. Oddly enough, I noticed that many Italians have one eyebrow straighter (on the left) while the other is curved and sits lower down (on the right). Italians are generally considered attractive, although it is easy for us to get ugly with our hairy tendencies. People are usually on the short side (women 5'2"-5'6", men 5'8"-6'0"), although they were much shorter during the Roman times. According to a tour guide at the Flavian Ampitheater at Pozzuoli, a 5'5" man would be considered very tall and gladiator material. Northern and southern Italians tend to have distinctly different norms of appearance. Lighter skin, eyes, and hair are common in the north (think auburn hair with hazel eyes). Black hair, dark brown (or blue!) eyes, and midtone olive skin are common for the south. Southerners are generally shorter than their fellow northern countrymen. More on the Mediterranean people: search for "gracile mediterranid" for anthropological concepts specific to Italy.

Personality, behavior, and levels of maturity are relevant only on an individual basis and are separate from ethnicity.

Italians at first glance are commonly mistaken for:
•Iranians (especially in California)
•Greeks
•Armenians
•Hispanics
People all over the world love Italian culture but have no idea what Italians actually look like.

~Hispanic is not always the right answer~
by facewrinkles April 01, 2019
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Italian Starfish

A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)
James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"
by The_GAA_MAN December 09, 2024
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Italian quick draw

When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact
John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw
by Quantum Aspect March 16, 2024
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Rita's Italian Ice

a privately owned and operated American quick service restaurant chain that operates primarily in the Mid-Atlantic United States. The chain is known for its Italian ice1 and frozen custard,2 but also offers multiple types of frozen treats and specialty creations.
n 2010, Rita's Italian Ice began a partnership with Just Born to offer a seasonal Peeps Brand Marshmallow Candy flavored ice.18 The Peeps flavor was discontinued in 2011, but was offered in some stores in spring 2017.
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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italian roast

A threesome involving two Italian men and a woman
"Yo, Frankie! Did you get a look at that broad? I know you'd like to Italian roast her someday, am I fuckin' right?"
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."
by notreallygoodatthis March 21, 2014
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italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.
"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris
by ItalianSpinoneGifts December 22, 2015
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italian boned

When you get shagged by an itlaian
Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned
by Mummybanger003 February 15, 2017
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