Monster Energy

The official drink of tools, douche bags, and white trash.

"Hey that guy over there is such a tool"
"No shit, didn't you see, he's drinking Monster Energy!"

by thetruth5401 July 13, 2009

Cookie Monster

A man takes a cookie into his mouth, and he inserts it into a woman's vagina. He bobs his head back and forth, inserting the cookie in and out of the vagina. The woman squirts breast milk onto the cookie and vagina to act as a lubricant. Once the vagina has the aroma of a cookie the man gives the cookie to the girl, and he proceeds to go cunnilingus on the woman. As the man is performing cunnilingus the woman puts her breast milk on the cookie and eats it like an oreo with milk. This can be performed on a woman's rectum as well.

Dude, this girl at the bakery had some big ass chocolate chip cookies, and I totally went Cookie Monster on her ass.

by Kenny Cummings April 8, 2008

blue monster

Period. Monthly present.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

by Dani August 11, 2004

monster in law

One of the worst movies ever. Rich white people complaining for two and a half hours. Lead charictors have never known problems thus they must bitch about the dumbest shit ever. Fuck this movie, fuck its cast, director, and anyone involved. the fact that i could have payed hard earned money to see this makes me inflamed. the fact that i was forced to watch it makes me more pissed. Fuck monster in law.

" i need a vacation, ive always wanted ot vacation to africa."- monster in law
" i cant deal with this anymore"- monster in law

by Quellio November 26, 2006

Monster Dick

When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.

girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.

by rumblydawg July 10, 2009

shit-monster

Person who has a poo that explodes like a pyroclastic flow out of a volcano, causing large amounts of shit stains all over the bowl. When the toilet is flushed the water does not reach all the shit stains.

The person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. The smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.

OMG don't let that girl use your toilet, she's a shit-monster!!

looks like the shit-monster has struck again!!

by al copella November 14, 2011

Monster Mash

When you bang a chick that has had multiple abortions. You know. Cause it's a graveyard smash.

Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.

by Def my real name May 23, 2021