Luke

Very kind and smart and is always there for you although they might be annoying sometimes you can’t hide they have a good sense of humor.
Tip for people who know a Luke DONT SAY “Luke I am your father” WE ARE TIRED OF IT WE GET YOUR SO FUNNY BUT LISTEN I HAVE HEARD THIS 27916 TIMES THIS MONTH.

(speaking from experience)

John:Luke I am your fa-
Luke: SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA LOOK A COMEDY GENUIS

by Thatguyfromlastweek February 28, 2022

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Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

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Luke osmon

Luke osmon is a definition for someone who's always pissed at everything Or otherwise depending on usage meaning the targeted person to be a male lesbian in a non offensive way

Guy1: see that guy over there?
Guy2:the Luke osmon?
Guy1:yes!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

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Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

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Luke

A mongol.

'Luke is a mongol.'

by Not Luke. April 17, 2022

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Luke Hooper

Luke is a amazing guy who doesn’t take bullshit from anyone. He looses friends but they are fake friends. He is a amazing man who will be making a lot of money in his future.

Have you seen Luke Hooper. He has so much money

by User 14798325 May 10, 2022

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