A military chop is a bad haircut offered to military at a very low price usually less the 15. You can most often find the military chop on coast highway in oceanside. The barbers tht work at these shops have no talent and work ethic and cant get a job and be successful at a barbershop we’re you have to be good to work there. There is usually no interview required to check talent and skill cutting hair. Barbers most likely use drugs such as meth and weed and drink on the job.
Hey that barbers has a star-trek helmet on cutting hair and the management is ok with tht? What a military chop that haircut is. only on coast highway will you see tht.
by Kingheroin July 24, 2022
Get the Military chopmug. First massive meme of 2025, the way chopped chin moves is so sigma and skibidi. His nod is the tuffest nod in the world.
by The skibidiest of them all January 7, 2025
Get the Chopped Chinmug. A derogatory term for an unhygienic and unkempt woman who habitually chops off the penis from any man with whom she’s had sex.
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
Get the Slop ‘n Chopmug. “Man, I smoked a bowl last night and took the most massive chop drop right after.”
“There’s no better feeling than unloading a big fat chop drop right after a sesh with the boys”
“I had some serious chop drops last night”
“There’s no better feeling than unloading a big fat chop drop right after a sesh with the boys”
“I had some serious chop drops last night”
by Dave r October 7, 2020
Get the chop dropsmug. by YourRedEyedJedi May 25, 2018
Get the Chopsmug. 
