dead stick

Getting an object or title that would usually fail most of the time

Why do I have to get that one? Stop leaving me with the Dead Stick

by The Aquatic Falcon April 15, 2022

Temporary dead

Temporary dead=ignoring everything and not gonna deal with it.

Sandra:hey you still there?
Sandra:are you alive?
Sandra:answer me

Sandra:shit

Andy:what?i was ignoring you .actually i went to the party last night.no more chatting on the facebook cuz i was busy lol
at the time i was dead actually
temporary dead

by Andy Train December 08, 2013

dead yard

A cemetery. A yard where the dead are buried.

A five year old asks if we go to heaven when we die then why are there dead yards?

A five year old child asks, "if we go to heaven when we die, then why are there dead yards?"

by 29lil1 February 24, 2014

Ensign Dead

In Star Trek, a random Redshirt who is taken on an away mission simply for the purpose of getting killed. Can also be used to refer to a superfluous member of any friendship or work group - one who doesn't quite fit in and is often left out, or asked to do things the other people won't.

Nerd #1: Who the hell is that guy talking to Bones?
Nerd #2: Oh, that's just Ensign Dead.

Wes: Ugh, someone threw up in the meeting room at the party last night. It's disgusting - someone's got to clean it up.
Nick: Make Jeff do it; he's such an Ensign Dead.

by wolfiesayrawr July 16, 2012

Dead-liking

When a deceased person continues to participate in Facebook culture via a surrogate.

My MIL keeps dead-liking my posts 2 months after her funeral and it's freaking me out.

by Sstud March 24, 2017

playing dead

When it's Saturday or Sunday morning during school and you instinctively wake up at 8 o' clock or something, but afterwards you pretend to sleep as long as you can, so your mom won't make you do your homework.

I couldn't get all my work done. Serves me right for playing dead till 1 PM yesterday...

by Shark171 April 14, 2019

Moaning Dead

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.

After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.

by LeeOwnE October 01, 2016