text lisp

When a person is texting or e-mailing you and they seem to misspell every other word that they have typed
I was trying to text my cousin today but i could understand her text lisp so i just gave up
by BlakeAteYourCat April 04, 2011
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triangle texting

when you talk to someone three different ways at the same time, keeping up the conversation. eg. on facebook, sms, msn, calling them, talking to their face.
steph (facebook) : omgg ssaraah!
sarah (sms) :what!?!
steph (textplus) : we are triangle texting!!!!!
sarah (sms) : aww yeah!
(5 minutes later)
steph (facebook) : wait, what did you say? lets stay on one program, im so confused!
by charmander05 January 12, 2011
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Zombie Texting

Not to be confused with drunk texting, this is texting random friends in the middle of the night when you are stone sober and cannot sleep in the hopes of finding someone else awake to amuse and entertain you. Usually you look like crap because you are exhausted, cannot sleep, so you are a bit scarey.
Unable to sleep Randy picked up his cell phone and zombie texting Luke at 3am to see if he too might be awake.
by MarviMarti June 21, 2011
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Chinese texting

Texting without one's corrective lenses, often resulting in gross misspellings and nonsensical sentences, and seen by others (politically incorrectly) as having an Asian/Chinese appearance due to squinting.
Jeff: "Do I want your bone? WTF?"
Scott: "Oh, sorry man, I was Chinese texting and it autofilled."
by Leem37 January 18, 2013
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Auto-text

The act of sending a text message without putting any thought or consideration into to what the text actually says. Usually occurs while watching TV or talking.
"Hey man what are you and Sarah texting about?"

"I have no idea, I got sucked into the TV and have totally been Auto-texting this whole time."
by RiderSlider May 05, 2010
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save text

that text you send after you call a girl cute and she dub you saying it was your friend or saying wrong person .
Boy: hey your cute as hell
Girl: Lol
Boy: Sorry that was my friend lmfao
*talking to friend*
"had to send that save text"
by Dannyblasts September 15, 2016
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Text Seizure

When someone online mashes their keyboard with random letters to show the emotion of disgust or shock at something
*furry porn*

"DJLDKSJKAJSDLKSAJKDKJ"

"Oh no not another text seizure"
by Loli SWAT September 23, 2018
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