squirrel jones

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

by jammypop April 10, 2017

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Squirrel

A cute rodent who loves to chew on some acorns, hazelnuts or other nuts. This little guy will most likely eat nuts from your hand if they’re not shy enough. There are many different squirrels, brown, gray, black etc.

Some would say it’s the best animal ever.
Emoji for squirrel: 🐿️

”Man look at that squirrel! He’s so cute!”
”Yeah for sure. I love squirrels.”

by RealSquirrel December 25, 2025

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Squirrel fart

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness

For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart

by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021

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G Squirrel

To put a squirrel's head in a vagina, and the tail in the women's butt, acting like a g string

Brock did the G Squirrel last night

by Larold1234567 January 19, 2020

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ratchet squirrel

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts

Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.

by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016

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squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

by psychogem April 21, 2017

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