Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.

“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”

by Lord Margar December 14, 2019

Spoon

Another term used to describe typically a high school/ secondary school student who is a "goody two shoes" or a "teachers pet". This use of the term originates from Hadleigh High School in Suffolk England.

"Wow she is being such a spoon"
"Look at *Name* spooning the teacher"

by Guilhem991 February 06, 2018

Spoon

'Idiot' in Scotland. Used as a pejorative.

"@realDonaldTrump they voted to REMAIN, you spoon" . In response to 45's tweet during his 11/7/2018 visit that praised Scotland for breaking away from the UK.

by CrusherWill July 11, 2018

Spoons

A game where you drive past a negro, scream YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!! And throw and spoon at them. And if you don’t hit them with the spoon, you have to get out, pick it up, and try to hit them again.

Hey John, wanna go to Compton and play spoons?

by Nigga killa March 17, 2023

spoon

An even more abbreviated version of the abbreviation sploon, a shorthand for the hit 3rd person shooter game by Nintendo, Splatoon.

"Yo dude. Hop on spoon. We doin' clam blitz"

by DingusDongus7583 November 24, 2024

Spoon

is a utensil for eating food.

I got my spoon out of the drawer.

by st4rr3y eyes April 14, 2023

Spoons

A slang term for a pair of glasses, usually with more circular or round lenses.
Originates from the North West of England.

I don't like these glasses, they're too square. I wanna get some spoons.

by Bill Power January 18, 2020