Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it

1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.

by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020

Spoons

A slang term for a pair of glasses, usually with more circular or round lenses.
Originates from the North West of England.

I don't like these glasses, they're too square. I wanna get some spoons.

by Bill Power January 18, 2020

Spoon

the definition of a fork/ mobile home

Have yu ever traveled on a spoon before?

by gucci spoon January 29, 2020

Spoon

You Eat Booty Without this tool

How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.

by EmotionalSuport_ February 5, 2020

Spooky spoon

Ur worst nightmare

PersonA:spooky spoon is coming
PersonB:(craps themselves)

by Noitcere March 28, 2020

Spoon

A person who loves to cause drama and controversy. Also known as someone who “stirs the pot”

When I saw Jane laughing after causing a fight between two friends, I realized she was a spoon.

by Sallythatsquirrel April 2, 2020

Spoon

An eating utensil used for eating soup, ice cream etc. you dummy (they don't disintegrate like in the gif btw.)

Josh grabbed a spoon from the cupboard to eat his soup.

by umarres April 15, 2020