It's not what it looks like

it's exactly what it looks like.

Dude 1: walks in on something they're not supposed to see

Dude 2: " it's not what it looks like! "

by V1nny_211 June 19, 2025

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

It's not my turn

Still waiting

Hym "I would but it's not my turn."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

THAT'S not a gun

**That** is a gun!

When da intoxicated 'roo shooters saw Mick Dundee's rifle-wielding "kangaroo vigilante", they frenziedly took off in a blind panic, as if they had no viable weapons of their own to return fire with. And so Mick --- after complimenting da dead kangaroo on its supposed marksmanship ("Good one, Skippy!") --- could have then jokingly told Sue, "That pathetic pea-shooter that that overflowing-bladdered Sidney-based loudmouth was luggin' around?! THAT'S not a gun --- THIS is a gun!", since said noisy Lee-Enfield 303 had been so effective at scaring off said tipsy adult-delinquent and his fellow "slick city cowboys".

by QuacksO January 29, 2026

It's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean.

An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."

"It may be tiny, however, it's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean."

by Geezer1987 February 24, 2026

That's not how that works

And what you're really doing is not-that.

Hym Iam "That's not how that works and no you didn't. The McGuffin and the wallet now and the obstacles don't get to gain from it."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2026

It's not technology or the economy

Nope. It isn't the algorithm. It isn't A.I. The only optimization you get with dating apps is that it allows women to filter for fat-cock.

Hym Iam "Dawg, A.I. is not the reason women aren't fucking. Do not blame my A.I. for that. It's not technology or the economy. It's not the algorithm. It's the fat-cock."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2026