Sea Salting

When your roommate goons on the toilet seat and you gotta scrape it up after it dries

Man my roommate got me sea salting the bathroom every day this week, kinda pissing me off

by babyturtle69 February 19, 2025

sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.

Look at the size of his sea monster.

by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009

sea of madness

When you get super high and you get inside your head so deep it feels like you're lost at sea

Sorry guys, I was lost in a sea of madness there for a bit.

by Messages of the future October 21, 2023

sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

bop you in the nose with a sea urchin

A popular word used in the North of Dublin to explain the act of hitting someone in the face out of anger

"SHUP YOU RAH OR I'LL BOP YOU IN THE NOSE WITH A SEA URCHIN" said Anto

by LIL MARCO December 1, 2016

Serengeti sea slammer

Surprising your partner by jumping out of the front hall closet with a bucket of sea water, completely soaking them, and mounting them like the ferocious predator you are. For bonus points, make sure the front door stays open so your dominance is properly known.

My wife came home late from work the other day, so I caught her with a quick Serengeti sea slammer that caught the whole neighborhood off guard.

by BiiggDawwwgg July 24, 2025

Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.

I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.

by SamDog76 April 30, 2021