uterus punching

Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.

That sex last night was awful, total uterus punching right there.

by Meghan Montgomery January 8, 2008

Punching kitten

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

by Havoc79 June 10, 2008

Falcon Punch

Creating a diversion; successfully distracting a large number of people, perhaps an entire population, from more important issues by throwing a bullshit sideshow.

A six-year-old boy named Falcon and his attention-whore family successfully tricked the nation's major media outlets into airing hours of distractions from more pressing issues, such as health care reform, because they thought he might be inside a balloon in midair and be in danger of plunging to his untimely death. One could argue that whereas someone should have 'falcon punched' his mother, instead this complicit little lad 'Falcon punched' the nation. Also see: Runaway Bride

by Fannie P. Acker October 15, 2009

Baby Punching

When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.

"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."

by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008

Tiger Punch

When receiving fellatio from someone other than wife/significant other, right before climax the recipient does a fist pump celebration characteristic of making a long putt, the elbow of the recipient strikes the female in the back of the head and knocks her unconsciousness.

That corporate exec Tiger punched that secretary to the floor in his office yesterday.

by sam lindee December 7, 2009

Knuckle Punch

A knuckle punch is when two fists collide in a totally ungay way. Its a proper word for what some GAYS call 'fist bump'.
Cause obviously bumping fists makes no sense.
KNUCKLE PUNCH ALL THE WAY.

Sarah - OH EM JEE DO YOU WANT TO BUMP FISTS?

Me- No. But I'm willing to do a knuckle punch with that sexy boy toy of yours.

by Awesome-awesomatron October 14, 2010

Carpet-Punching

(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.

I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.

by TomCat7770 February 10, 2010