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Poo Lip

Someone has poo lip if they have accidently wiped resin from the end of a half smoked spliff on there lips. The sticky brown substance resembles faeces and a ganj-naive associate may believe you've been giving someone a rim job.
Joseph: "I'm going home now.. Gotta be up early tomorrow"
Deano: "You better wipe your lips bro, that poo lip might leave your mum thinking you've been doing a bit of butt munching"
by Only He Who Understands December 14, 2012
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poo chute

He takes it up his poo chute.
by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003
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air poo

cool school-ground term meaning to anally breath normally resulting in a less then present shitty smell. from the latin word meaning strong as a turtle. Can be used as a term of endearment or as a cuss word.
"you wouldn't believe what happened to robert after tony tried to do an air poo on his head. Looks like someone pushed too hard"
by Pedro December 2, 2003
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Poo FM

Where a person listens to the noises of another person taking a dump.
This act can be conducted either on purpose or completely by accident.
Common noises are often "splashes" or "plops", but also man made noises such as grunts and squeals.
Eric: Oh dude, you gotta hear the noises Walter is making in there! He must have chronic diarrhoea.

Brandon: Eh yeah sick...but why are you listening man?!

Eric: I was using the urinal, so was accidently tuning into Poo FM.
by studpaulY2K August 16, 2009
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Poo-nicorn

The Poo-nicorn is a mysterious creature from the magical world of Poo-nicornicopia.

The true origin of these creatures still remains a mystery, but what we do know is that they are
vital to the survival of their land. All Poo-nicorns have powers that allow the world to thrive.

Surrounded by strange and unknown lands, they must explore and find more of their kind to help

bring balance to the world.

The Poo-nicorn adventures will focus on the environment, friendship, humor and fun, fantasy and imagination,caring and sharing, as well as creative problem solving.
I love my Poo-nicorn! A Poo-nicorn is a magical creature. Poo-nicorn toys are for sale at retail.
by FUN2PLAY June 15, 2017
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Cup of Poo

When you cup your hand and fart in it, then put it in someone's face.
I farted so hard when I gave her a Cup of Poo that she almost got a butt nugget in the face.
by goat_on_drugs March 25, 2009
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Poo-Netting

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.
I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.
by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008
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