False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.

Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!

by OddSmartman July 24, 2025

Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie

Chopped up pineapples are eaten by a male before sexual intercourse. The male receives head from his partner until the pineapple-enhanced semen enters her mouth. Then, he french kisses her and extracts the semen before frantically licking her butthole while she shits into his mouth.

Dude, my girl is a freak, we just got done making a Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie!

by DefiningLegend610 January 19, 2026

swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016