When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!
by TBCRI September 15, 2011
by poperoni304 September 20, 2023
by Michael December 07, 2021
1. conservative homosexuals who claim "they're not like other gays" and "there exists nothing like Homophobia" just to get Conservative brownie points.
2. Famous examples include Ernst Röhm and Rock Hudson, two closet conservative gay people who were thrown under the bus by Adolf Hitler and Ronald Reagan respectively. Ernst Röhm was thrown into the same concentration camp and Rock Hudson was given no support when he was HIV positive.
3. Faggots who themselves have piles, STDs and even HIV AIDS, have unhygienic sodomy, and will shit on trans, intersex and non binary people. Trans people especially, who've done so much labour during the HIV scare.
4. throw the rest of the community under the bus, waiting for their turn one day.
Also called grifter.
2. Famous examples include Ernst Röhm and Rock Hudson, two closet conservative gay people who were thrown under the bus by Adolf Hitler and Ronald Reagan respectively. Ernst Röhm was thrown into the same concentration camp and Rock Hudson was given no support when he was HIV positive.
3. Faggots who themselves have piles, STDs and even HIV AIDS, have unhygienic sodomy, and will shit on trans, intersex and non binary people. Trans people especially, who've done so much labour during the HIV scare.
4. throw the rest of the community under the bus, waiting for their turn one day.
Also called grifter.
Abhijit Iyer Mitra is a pick me gay. He's an ugly warthog who dances in dresses and then shits on the trans community. He's also very unhygienic and could have syphilis.
by waayytogo December 27, 2023
Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”
Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.
Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.
by ok_tofu December 20, 2022
by Kaylee Trampus December 10, 2024