phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

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Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

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Phanticipation

A feeling of excitement and fear a video that is going to drop in the near future.

• As with most pleasures, it's not so much the experience itself as the phanticipation that is enjoyable.

•The postponement of the Vegas Vlog has held phannies in eager phanticipation for several months.

by tetrapaec March 20, 2025

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Phanticipation

A feeling of excitement and fear a video that is going to drop in the near future.

• As with most pleasures, it's not so much the experience itself as the phanticipation that is enjoyable.

• The postponement of the Vegas Vlog has held phannies in eager phanticipation for several months.

by tetrapaec March 20, 2025

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Phantom Scrolling

When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.

Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.

by Jitskin March 22, 2025

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