when sleeping on your side, waking up with a rock steady, red hot morning boner and, rolling over onto your stomach, going back to sleep, sleeping on top of your boner, flattening it out like a pancake.
Sleeping on your boner is only good to do once in a while
Sleeping on your boner is only good to do once in a while
Example #1:
Bill (to Steve): fuck me! I slept on my boner one too many times and I now have permanent pancake dick.
Steve:dude, you're only supposed to sleep on your morning boner every other day.
Bill: fuck!
Steve: it's perfect!you have a pancake dick, and your mom has a scrambled eggs pussy! and your dad has a french toast ass hole!
Bill: lets go and throw rocks and some geese!
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Pancake Boner! Throwing Rocks at Geese!
Bill (to Steve): fuck me! I slept on my boner one too many times and I now have permanent pancake dick.
Steve:dude, you're only supposed to sleep on your morning boner every other day.
Bill: fuck!
Steve: it's perfect!you have a pancake dick, and your mom has a scrambled eggs pussy! and your dad has a french toast ass hole!
Bill: lets go and throw rocks and some geese!
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Pancake Boner! Throwing Rocks at Geese!
by shiteater9000 April 15, 2010
Get the pancake boner mug.A pancake is someone, either guy or girl, that you like or think is wicked fine. It serves as a flirty pet name that works everytime.
Amy:"hey whats up dylan?"
Dylan:"hey pancake"
Steve:"damn, amy is fine"
Dylan:"i know, but she's my pancake"
Dylan:"hey pancake"
Steve:"damn, amy is fine"
Dylan:"i know, but she's my pancake"
by steven marcus2 May 2, 2006
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by Stads January 21, 2009
Get the Pancake mug.Guy: "Dude, some alex bitch was creepin on me and i ran away, but she found me and jumped on me."
Girl: "Ew, atleast there wasnt the pancake effect."
Guy: "Do you see how flat i am right now......"
Girl: "Oh shit, the pancake effect is worse than i thought."
Girl: "Ew, atleast there wasnt the pancake effect."
Guy: "Do you see how flat i am right now......"
Girl: "Oh shit, the pancake effect is worse than i thought."
by xpathuntx January 7, 2010
Get the pancake effect mug.A term on endearment used to describe females. It is used in the same way girls call each other bitch, slut or ho, but with no degrading connotations.
A panch can be a girl who is very funny, or very annoying, or very sweet, or anything else.
A term of friendship and endearment used from one girl to describe another girl.
A panch can be a girl who is very funny, or very annoying, or very sweet, or anything else.
A term of friendship and endearment used from one girl to describe another girl.
Look at Megan, what a little panch.
Hilorie you look so cute today, you panch.
Cassidy is breaking up with Brian today, what a panch.
Hey panch face! love you!
Hilorie you look so cute today, you panch.
Cassidy is breaking up with Brian today, what a panch.
Hey panch face! love you!
by janeP2 July 20, 2010
Get the panch mug.Sloppy Pancakes or (Tortitas Desaliñadas) as some people refer to it as, is the act of violently blowing your load on a plate and adding ingredients such as strawberries, chocolate chips or whatever your heart desires, and tossing it in the oven at a temperature of 375 for 15 minutes. You know it is down when it has a sort of pancakey consistency. Whereafter, you shall apply a liberal amount of whipped toppings of your choice and serve. Best enjoyed with a cup of OJ.
by BigDildo January 16, 2009
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by Dirty Mexican September 18, 2006
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