wheezing the beer

Snorting beer through your nose at such speed that the beer is gone in seconds.

Wow, Kenny really likes wheezing the beer on Friday nights.

by Darcieee! March 27, 2009

beer shark

One who can't afford beer but feasts on innocent people's brewskies who can actually afford an 18 pack of Busch.

Edward was snagging everyone's beer at Brian's party, freaking beer shark.

by Beer dick beer shark August 17, 2017

beered-up

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.

Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.

by Ranger Wordsmith April 21, 2015

Water beer

The act of mixing the rest of your beer with a bottle of water when extremely intoxicated in attempts to avoid a massive hangover.

"Drink some fucking water!" (Marlin throws a bottle of water at Henry). "I havn't finished my beer.." says Henry (proceeds to pour beer into bottle of water) "water beer mother fuckers! Dwipe up!!"

by thejewnazi March 10, 2018

beer dad

Male equivalent of wine mom

Bill is such a beer dad p

by Jules123 November 20, 2015

Beer Drops

The aftermath of a night out on the beers, where you don't so much have a dump but it's more of a stream of liqui-shit.

John: How'd last night go?

Tito: Brilliant night, drank far too much, got a real bad case of the Beer Drops today, been pissing out of my ass

by Toe Man May 29, 2007

rough beer

Mass produced bland lager-type beers.

Heineken is a rough beer that tastes like piss

by Mav808 March 1, 2015