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dustball machine 

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.
Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.
dustball machine by MEHmeh August 28, 2008

Captain Machine 

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

Majee Machine

A blanket imbued with powers of imagination. Allows possessor to travel to any area outside of nursery without physically leaving that location. Users of this machine are often socially awkward and lack athletic prowess.
The small Asian boy used the Majee Machine to transport himself to the Barren Wasteland of Kluthu Manrak.
Majee Machine by gobenho December 31, 2008

blockhead machine 

a box of some sort which is placed on the head and is rotated vigorously in order to ruin the hairstyle of the victim- thus giving them A blockhead.

There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.
Oh that Moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he's been merked
blockhead machine by Sie n Grev October 9, 2007

dice machine 

a GCSE electronics project where a double dice is made
"What u gonna score on the dice machine?"
dice machine by Mother Licker October 31, 2007

Goose Machine 

Male or Female person who sleeps around.
Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)
Goose Machine by DavidCarr November 25, 2009