a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck
Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
by cool good epic man July 6, 2025
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Get the Minecraft wiki mug.A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)
Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!
by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025
Get the Minecraft Education mug.evil minecraft is a sinister empire of digital domination, a franchise spawned from the depths of Mojang Studios (once a mere indie studio, now a puppet of the corporate behemoth Microsoft). Conceived as a simple game, it has since mutated into a sprawling, omnipresent force, corrupting minds with its blocky landscapes and endless addiction loops. Under Microsoft's iron grip since 2014, the franchise has expanded its grasp beyond the game itself—spawning a legion of spin-offs, books, merchandise, insidious events, and even a looming cinematic spectacle designed to ensnare yet more victims. No corner of the world is safe from its pixelated influence.
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Reddit community about the game "Minecraft". exists since 2009.
UD def:
a subreddit about Minecraft. very similar to 4chan - it's not that bad at first, then you dig deeper and see the terrible reality of this subreddit.
power tripping moderators, low effort posts getting 10k+ upvotes, high effort posts getting only mere 100 upvotes, posts/comments getting removed/locked for no reason, all the bad stuff exists here. EXPECT A DISAPPOINTING EXPLORATION.
"You have milked your girlfriend for enough karma." - never forget the 2022 power tripping moderator incident.
Reddit community about the game "Minecraft". exists since 2009.
UD def:
a subreddit about Minecraft. very similar to 4chan - it's not that bad at first, then you dig deeper and see the terrible reality of this subreddit.
power tripping moderators, low effort posts getting 10k+ upvotes, high effort posts getting only mere 100 upvotes, posts/comments getting removed/locked for no reason, all the bad stuff exists here. EXPECT A DISAPPOINTING EXPLORATION.
"You have milked your girlfriend for enough karma." - never forget the 2022 power tripping moderator incident.
example 1:
A: *posts a nice house that took few weeks to build*
= THE NEXT DAY =
A: why the fuck a googleable question post has 14k upvotes and mine has only 200?
example 2:
B: *posts a decent build, slightly controversial but still good*
r/Minecraft mods: sorry dude but we find your post to be unsuitable, we need to remove your post and we are going to ban you for 2147483647 years for a made-up reason.
B: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
example 3:
C: hey, I wanna find some communities that are interested in the game Minecraft. you know some?
D: I heard the subreddit r/Minecraft has many members and exists for a long time.
C: nope, I ain't falling for another community with power tripping mods that delete comments or posts for little to no reasons. I also know about the 2022 incident that happened there. and also, rule 33* of the internet.
*FYI, the original rule 33 stands for "Lurk more, it's never enough."
A: *posts a nice house that took few weeks to build*
= THE NEXT DAY =
A: why the fuck a googleable question post has 14k upvotes and mine has only 200?
example 2:
B: *posts a decent build, slightly controversial but still good*
r/Minecraft mods: sorry dude but we find your post to be unsuitable, we need to remove your post and we are going to ban you for 2147483647 years for a made-up reason.
B: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
example 3:
C: hey, I wanna find some communities that are interested in the game Minecraft. you know some?
D: I heard the subreddit r/Minecraft has many members and exists for a long time.
C: nope, I ain't falling for another community with power tripping mods that delete comments or posts for little to no reasons. I also know about the 2022 incident that happened there. and also, rule 33* of the internet.
*FYI, the original rule 33 stands for "Lurk more, it's never enough."
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Get the r/Minecraft mug.To craft minecraft airpods, you need 4 iron ingots and a crafting table.
You may be able to wear them on your legs, but don't worry! That's just a bug. They look just like airpods!
You may be able to wear them on your legs, but don't worry! That's just a bug. They look just like airpods!
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