jordan murray

a girl who is really cool and is pretty and beautiful and smart and everyone loves her!!

wow you are like a jordan murray, pretty cool!!!

by iansomerhalfrr May 6, 2018

Kennedie jordan

The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.

Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘

Ohh my gosh is that a goddess, no it’s better it’s a Kennedie jordan

by Natedogpack September 16, 2021

Jordan W.

He's the type of guy that will take you on the most amazing date in your whole life take you around the world to the stars and the the moon and back then wonder why you fell in love with him.

Jordan W. is really fucking stupid

by Zulaman August 31, 2022

Jordan

Isn’t complete without Grover or Nathan. Baseball is life and has a very close relationship with his mom. Goes to WAK-e-nac as well

Ouut ouuuut Fallon Utley - said Jordan

by IEF June 4, 2019

Jordan

A strong man with a great sense of humor and a giant penis who can show a woman a good time

Jordan really know how to show a good time

by Chicks luv me July 9, 2018

Jordan

A dark skinned induvial or loved friend

Wassup my jordan you looking fresh

by Nitsa42069 April 8, 2021

Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.

Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021