European student: "So how's school like in the USA?"
American student: *Dodging gunfire and running away from the school shooter* "Dangerous."
American student: *Dodging gunfire and running away from the school shooter* "Dangerous."
by Fuck my past March 16, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. Some building that is some thing like hell that kids have to go through for all of their childhood that teaches you nothing but give anxiety, depression, stress and more I don’t know how people came up with it but they probably were high
by That idoit October 23, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. 
The shitty hellhole that is “education”. You wake up at around 7 to get to school by 8, get dressed, eat breakfast (or not) then go to school. First period is engineering because you were really “smart” and got into an ap class, then you get a homework assignment that, after learning how to sketch 3 months before, has 48 isometric sketches for us to make orthometric sketched of. IN ONE NIGHT. then you go to math, Hey kid do this assignment and then do twenty long division problems.
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
School is the best way to waste 14 years of your life on homework and things that don’t matter unless you are becoming a world renounced mathematician
by adcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzxd October 4, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any juvenile record
BOY: yes
POLICE OFFICER: how long
BOY: 13 years of school
POLICE OFFICER: Oh shit me to
BOY: yes
POLICE OFFICER: how long
BOY: 13 years of school
POLICE OFFICER: Oh shit me to
by A-Tech Productions August 8, 2016
Get the schoolmug. by ZWal1723 April 25, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. A fucking torture chamber that the government organises for children and teenagers while simultaneously robbing them of their childhoods. In the USA, you have to pay for the privilege of attending these shitholes while in some socialist countries such as Denmark, you get paid to go (long live socialism!) Not only that, you have to do this satanic thing known as homework which was invented by the world's biggest dickhead and you also have to take impossible exams. Probably the reason why suicide rates amongst teenagers are very high.
Why are there a bunch of brainwashed, depressed teenagers in there? Oh yeah, they are in school, learning useless things that are really difficult. No wonder they look like they want to die...
by Galactic_Nerd-sk April 23, 2020
Get the Schoolmug.