Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019

Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

by HS----8 March 12, 2017

Breakfast in bed

when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.

Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today

by JARGO420 November 01, 2017

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.

She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed

by kcdawg January 25, 2016

Crazy Bed

In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.

"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."

by MedjeedIX July 03, 2023

puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.

"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"

by Arminkshipper August 08, 2024