Human Butane Fill 

When one person inserts a funnel into another person's anus and then farts into it, thus filling the person's rectum with fart, as a butane filler would fill a lighter with butane.

"Yo dawg, I'm running low on fart, can you human butane fill me?"

Human Butane Fill by ALPH4 May 4, 2012

Human Puzzle 

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle

Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!

Human Puzzle by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012

Humains 

Shortened word for 'Human Remains'. Bill Allred coined this on an episode of Radio from Hell on x96 in UT

Police in Canada find Humains in suitcase.

Humains by BFOP September 6, 2012

Humanburritophobia 

1.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and the person you were sleeping with will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

2.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

3.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets, wrapped them around you, and turned you into a human burrito.

I don't have sleepovers anymore because my Humanburritophobia has gotten so bad. I am on meds for it now.

Humanburritophobia by Dr. Schultz March 19, 2013

human skin tag 

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.

"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"

human skin tag by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013

Human

A human being is an organic machine that processes information between the subconscious to a cognitive rational thinking, based upon the knowledge of imitation. formed through the psyche of nature verses nurture.

A human failed again and again until they realize their errors through the process of trial and error.

Human by Yahushu47 January 8, 2015

human dump slide 

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

human dump slide by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015